I Can’t Compute Hoodie
I Can’t Compute Hoodie
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Minimal. Honest. I Can't Compute.
For when your brain is buffering and life keeps asking for "just one more thing."
Printed on the Stanley/Stella STSU177 Unisex Essential Eco Hoodie: heavyweight, soft, and built to live in.
Key Features
- 100% organic cotton (GOTS & OCS certified)
- 350 g/m² heavyweight fabric
- Regular fit (US customers: size up)
- Double-layered hood with metal eyelets
- Front pouch pocket
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 & PETA-Approved Vegan
Made on Demand
No minimums, no bulk inventory. Less waste, more intent.
Specs
Set-in sleeves • 1×1 rib at cuffs and hem • Single-needle topstitch • Inside neck tape • Self-fabric half-moon
Manufactured in Bangladesh
Compliance
Age: Adults | EU Warranty: 2 years | Standards: Meets EU REACH requirements
In compliance with GPSR, www.ICantCompute.com and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure all products meet EU safety standards. Contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com | Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | BODY LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 51.6 | 68 | 64 |
| M | 54.1 | 71.9 | 65.5 |
| L | 56.9 | 74 | 67 |
| XL | 60 | 76 | 68.6 |
| 2XL | 63 | 78 | 70 |
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Good thick fabric, which is proper warm, durable and has a nice weight to it. I bought the medium for when I want to go out clubbing, but consider buying a large for cozy sundays at home. Will buy again.
I'm 69 years old and I can relate!