Contact I Can’t Compute | Support & Order Help

Contact I Can’t Compute

Got a question about an order, shipping, sizing, or anything else? You’re in the right place. I Can’t Compute is a minimal tech-humor hoodie shop for developers, gamers, and “too many tabs open” brains. If something is unclear, send us a message and we’ll help you sort it out—no need to git reset --hard your entire life.

Fast help (before you message)

Order status & tracking
Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link by email. If you can’t find it, check spam/promotions or search your inbox for “I Can’t Compute” or “tracking”.

Shipping & delivery times
We print on demand and ship from production partners in Europe and the U.S. Estimated delivery:

  • Norway & EU: 5–10 business days

  • U.S. & Canada: 7–14 business days
    (Exact rates and delivery estimates are shown at checkout.)

Sizing help
If you’re between sizes, we usually recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit. If you tell us your height/weight and preferred fit (snug vs. oversized), we’ll suggest a size.

Returns & issues
Returns are handled through our production partner (Printful). Please contact us before returning anything so we can guide you to the correct return address for your region. If your item arrives damaged or there’s a print issue, include a photo and your order number—we’ll take it from there.

Contact details

Email:Store@ICantCompute.com
Include: Order number, your email used at checkout, and what you need help with (shipping, sizing, return, or product question).
Typical response time: within 24–48 hours on business days.

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