ICantCompute / Episode 1

Vacant possession.

A magician reaches into a top hat and says, “Nothing in the hat.” He pulls out an angry rabbit in a bathrobe. The rabbit kicks his cheek, grips the brim, holds its coffee steady and yells, “I’VE PAID UNTIL FRIDAY!” Two audience members stare.
A confident magician reaches into a top hat. “Nothing in the hat.”
The magician strains to extract an angry rabbit in a bathrobe. The rabbit braces a foot against his cheek, clings to the hat and holds its coffee upright. “I’VE PAID UNTIL FRIDAY!”
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A confident magician reaches into a top hat. “Nothing in the hat.”

The magician strains to extract an angry rabbit in a bathrobe. The rabbit braces a foot against his cheek, clings to the hat and holds its coffee upright. “I’VE PAID UNTIL FRIDAY!”

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