Meet Raging Ralph—now in sticker form.
For laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or any surface that deserves a little emotional honesty. Ralph doesn’t pretend everything’s fine—and neither should your setup.
Slap this on and let the world know:
you’re holding it together… barely.
Why you’ll love it:
High-quality vinyl with a clean, matte/glossy finish
Bubble-free application (because something in life should go smoothly)
Durable and weather-resistant
Strong adhesive that sticks—but removes cleanly
Perfect for:
Laptops that have seen things
Water bottles full of coping mechanisms
Notebooks filled with “ideas”
Anywhere you want a little controlled chaos
The vibe:
Not loud. Not dramatic.
Just one bad day away from full meltdown.
3x3 – Subtle Rage
4x4 – Noticeable Tension
5.5x5.5 – Public Breakdown
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
www.ICantCompute.com and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
HEIGHT (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| 3″×3″ |
7.5 |
7.5 |
| 4″×4″ |
10 |
10 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ |
14 |
14 |
