Nein Valentein! Anti Valentine Hoodie

Nein Valentein!
For when February 14th feels like a corporate conspiracy and you'd rather celebrate your independence. If you've ever rolled your eyes at heart-shaped everything, this one's your anthem.

Printed on the Stanley/Stella STSU177 Unisex Essential Eco Hoodie: heavyweight, soft, and built to live in.

Key Features

• 100% organic cotton (GOTS & OCS certified)
• 350 g/m² heavyweight fabric
• Regular fit (US customers: size up)
• Double-layered hood with metal eyelets
• Front pouch pocket
• OEKO-TEX Standard 100 & PETA-Approved Vegan

Made on Demand

No minimums, no bulk inventory. Less waste, more intent.

Specs

Set-in sleeves • 1×1 rib at cuffs and hem • Single-needle topstitch • Inside neck tape • Self-fabric half-moon
Manufactured in Bangladesh

Compliance

Age: Adults | EU Warranty: 2 years | Standards: Meets EU REACH requirements

In compliance with GPSR, www.ICantCompute.com and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure all products meet EU safety standards. Contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com | Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus

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