{"product_id":"do-not-encourage-me-t-shirt","title":"Do Not Encourage Me — Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe halo wasn't broken. It was being repurposed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack Gildan 64000. Regular unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to order: typically 2–5 business days in production. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eDelivery estimates by destination\u003c\/a\u003e are in addition to production time. Shipping is calculated at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails id=\"icc-tee-size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide — garment measurements (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasure a tee you own laid flat. Measurements below are in centimeters. 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